Monday, October 10, 2005

My new religion.

I've been considering religion again after a long period away. So far I have it narrowed down to two candidates, The Church of the Subgenius ( and Pastafarianism (

They both have their points. The Church of the Subgenius is certainly better established, but Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, (Pastafarians believe the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster), has a beer volcano and a stripper factory in their heaven. That's pretty tempting.

So right now I'm leaning toward FSMism. It's simpler and I already feel like I fit in. They understand me. Isn't that important in selecting a religion?

Maybe He'll touch me with His Noodly Appendage and I'll have an epiphanistic conversion. Until then I shall remain suitably skeptical.

But, damn, a beer volcano...